I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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