lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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