What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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