I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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