Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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