I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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