Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
soo... how was my night?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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