I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
