I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
