My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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