Can i not drive my cunt home
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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