So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
