Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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