Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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