I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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