You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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