On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
try to milk me bitch
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