I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
love makes seman taste better
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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