Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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