these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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