you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Pants are for mortals
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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