she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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