I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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