sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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