i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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