I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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