it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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