Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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