we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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