So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
