I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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