I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
try to milk me bitch
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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