So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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