If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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