I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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