So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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