She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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