508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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