mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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