I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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