We're like a lot better than the average bears
Me too!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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