THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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