tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What drink are we having for lunch?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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