people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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