Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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