apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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