My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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