i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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