i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
