hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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