Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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